Long ago, prophets spoke the word of God to the people. These prophets were full of zeal and sometimes madness. God got as creative as he could with this eccentric bunch. He had some of them lay on their side in the mud for days; some of them he showed visions of alien spacecrafts and creatures with eyes all over their body. Their words crossed other dimensions and predicted future events.

He spoke through them to a nation that had lost its way.

Just a little like us today. Can I get an amen?

This book is written to the church of America, the lost, shinning beacon of hope, the great imperialist empire once called a "Christian nation" that never was.

This book is to everyone who feels like something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong with us. This book is for those who are tired of a group of people trying to scare us into believing in a god that wants to burn us. What else should I call it?

Puppies and Napalm.