Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use.

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.

Surgeon: "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that was surely a surgical operation."

Architect: "Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job."

Politician: "That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course."

Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth!"

Mother: "I don't think you should marry Henry. He's a dentist and you're a manicurist."

Daughter: "What does that have to do with it?"

Mother: "I'm afraid you'll fight tooth and nail."

Little Book of Big Laughs and My Rhyme-Time Bible for Little Ones

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